tajuk pon cam hape.
BLANK.
hampeh. td cam ada idea nak menaip. dah bkk new post leh termenung lak.
huh. aku dah lama tak bersosial. keje opis - balik umah -keje umah - abes keje umah -kejekan aina. lalala--------
kalu aku nak cite psl tun teja sorg ni, sok pg tak abes. kdg2 aku rasa dah jd cam mak tarzan pon ada.
mak aku kata, anak ko ni elok anta g sarkas je. pandai manjat2. keturunan aku takde pe'el cenggini.
ya rite.
keturunan siapakah agaknya?i wonder.
aku nak sgt tepek gamba si aina panjat pintu grill umah ni dan eksen2 amik kunci, nak bkk pintu supaya dia bleh pakai kasut sendiri,dan berlari pusing satu rumah..walaupon jatuh, dia bangun balik--dan tanpa ko sedar dia ada kat umah jiran sebelah.
hebat tak hebat?
mak aku kata: cam ni ko nak beranak ramai2? anak ko br satu pon ko dah penat mcm kan anak spuloh!
ye ye.
aku nak ikut kata jiran aku : ko jgn dgr ckp mak ko ni. dia sorg je tau nak anak ramai, abes ko? anak sorg je? dah.ko beranak lg 3 4!.
sedap dgr kan.
mcm main picit2 je nak kuarkan anak.
:P
--
oh. last week aku gatal2 g vitacare beli pregnancy test. hah? jeng jenggggg... aku sebenarnya agak jeles sbb si eva dah pregnen.. jd aku ni cam feeling2 la cam aku pregnen gak. ngeh ngehhhh
result?
tahun depan aku bgtau.
huhu
Friday, December 24, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
OUAGADOUGOU?? baru ku tahu negara ini wujud dlm peta, tapi emel ini mmg budus....!
FROM THE DESK OF MRS.DORATHY CAMPAORE.
AUDITOR GENERAL IN AUDIT DEPARTMENT
BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA (BCB)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
DEAR FRIEND,
GOOD DAY.
I AM THE AUDITOR GENERAL IN AUDIT UNIT OF BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA (BCB) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU , THE CAPITAL CITY OF BURKINA FASO SITUATED IN WESTERN AFRICA .
IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$7.2M DOLLARS (SEVEN MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) ONLY IN AN FIXED DORMANT ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER A GERMAN CITIZEN WHO AMONG OTHERS ON BOARD THAT DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND HIS SUPPOSE NEXT OF KIN ON MONDAY, 31ST OF JULY YEAR 2000,13:22 GMT 14:22 UK IN A PLANE CRASHED NEAR PARIS IN FRANCE.
PLEASE VISIT THIS SITE BELOW AND SEE THE DETAILS OF THE CRASHED,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND IN THE FINACE LAW OF BURKINA FASO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASHED LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND AN INDIGINE OF MY COUNTRY BURKINABEÉ ( BURKINA FASO ) CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
AGREE THAT 50% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT/ASSISTANCE, 50% WOULD BE FOR ME THEREAFTER, I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED ABOVE.
THEREFORE,TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED WITH A TEXT OF APPLICATION, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME YOUR BRIEF DETAILS/PROFILE SUCH AS:
1. FULL NAMES:
2. HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS:
3. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN (NATIONALITY):
4. CITY:
5. STATE:
4. SEX:
5. AGE:
6. MARITAL STATUS:
7. DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS:
8. FAX NUMBER:
FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.
UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION THAT YOU WILL FILL AND SEND TO OUR BANK FOR CLAIMING THE MONEY AS THE BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER SAID DEPOSIT, I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
TAKENOTE;THAT OUR BCB BANK AUTHORITY HAVE ONLY FOUR (4) WEEKS FOR SERVICE BEFORE CLOSING THIS YEAR 2010 STATEMENT OF ACCOUNTS/BALANCE SHEET FOR RETURNING FILES/BILLS TO THE BCEAO-CENTRAL BANK OF BURKINA FASO TILL NEXT YEAR 2011 BUDGET.
TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MRS.DORATHY CAMPAORE.
AUDITOR GENERAL IN AUDIT DEPARTMENT
BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA (BCB)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
DEAR FRIEND,
GOOD DAY.
I AM THE AUDITOR GENERAL IN AUDIT UNIT OF BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BURKINA (BCB) HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU , THE CAPITAL CITY OF BURKINA FASO SITUATED IN WESTERN AFRICA .
IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF US$7.2M DOLLARS (SEVEN MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) ONLY IN AN FIXED DORMANT ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER A GERMAN CITIZEN WHO AMONG OTHERS ON BOARD THAT DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND HIS SUPPOSE NEXT OF KIN ON MONDAY, 31ST OF JULY YEAR 2000,13:22 GMT 14:22 UK IN A PLANE CRASHED NEAR PARIS IN FRANCE.
PLEASE VISIT THIS SITE BELOW AND SEE THE DETAILS OF THE CRASHED,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
SINCE WE GOT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND IN THE FINACE LAW OF BURKINA FASO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASHED LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.
IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.
THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND AN INDIGINE OF MY COUNTRY BURKINABEÉ ( BURKINA FASO ) CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.
AGREE THAT 50% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT/ASSISTANCE, 50% WOULD BE FOR ME THEREAFTER, I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE INDICATED ABOVE.
THEREFORE,TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED WITH A TEXT OF APPLICATION, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME YOUR BRIEF DETAILS/PROFILE SUCH AS:
1. FULL NAMES:
2. HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS:
3. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN (NATIONALITY):
4. CITY:
5. STATE:
4. SEX:
5. AGE:
6. MARITAL STATUS:
7. DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS:
8. FAX NUMBER:
FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.
UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION THAT YOU WILL FILL AND SEND TO OUR BANK FOR CLAIMING THE MONEY AS THE BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER SAID DEPOSIT, I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
TAKENOTE;THAT OUR BCB BANK AUTHORITY HAVE ONLY FOUR (4) WEEKS FOR SERVICE BEFORE CLOSING THIS YEAR 2010 STATEMENT OF ACCOUNTS/BALANCE SHEET FOR RETURNING FILES/BILLS TO THE BCEAO-CENTRAL BANK OF BURKINA FASO TILL NEXT YEAR 2011 BUDGET.
TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MRS.DORATHY CAMPAORE.
Friday, November 26, 2010
cite sedih.
baru teringat aku ada benda nak stori-mori.
last wed, aku g apointment sbb client aku referkan boss dia kat aku. nak apply for education anak katanya.ok.kul 630 apointment sbb husband dia nak dgr skalik.
ok la. aku takde masalah ngan tu. lagi baguskan..hsb&wife leh paham skalik.
masa tgh nak start discuss tu aku saja la tanya diorg aware tak pasal insurance ni...wife dia kata dia tau, dan dia dah ada pun ngan takaful. ok.good. so dia +ve la ttg risk. then aku proceed ke husband dia pulak, aku ckp since wife dah ada, husband sure ada jgk kan? ngan kompeni mana?
tp husband dia geleng. dia takde cover lg..katanya. then, aku ni kan molot mmg tak leh cover (in other words jujur tak bertempat)hehe, aku ckp, eh..camana ni?wife ada, hsb takde lak? tak boleh tu...sambil sengih2 la. lam mind aku, leh la suruh husband dia amik 1 protection utk dia n family skalik..
pastu dia kata. saya dah ada cancer. tak boleh ambik kan?
ha ko. terdiam aku sat.
terus aku mintak maaf. then aku tanya, cancer apa? dia kata leukemia.
hmmpphh.
at age 35,last year, dia detected ada leukemia. ms tu dia baru kawin, wife tgh pregnant..mmg satu tamparan hebat utk dia sekeluarga. in fact, wife dia bersalin kat hospital ampang secara kebetulan sbb dia kena admitted utk dptkan treatment kat wad, wife pulak dah time nak beranak. so anak beranak la duduk kat sepital hr tu..
sedih kan.
aku cam tak tau nak ckp apa. cuma aku leh ckp sabar je la. dan usaha la wat treatment apa yg doctor advice, pe lagik kalau bkn chemo kan..tetiba teringat arwah bpk aku...hmmmm..
tp wife dia, maybe la taknak the situation sedeh2..dia terus gelak2, ckp ngan laki dia. ha tu la abg! awal2 takmo amik insurance! nnti camana ibu ngan hessa nak idup kalau pa pe jd kat abg?
cara dia ckp mmg cam lawak, tp point dia tu mmg sedih.
husband dia senyap. tak leh jwb soalan tu.terus dia tanya aku, boleh ke kalau saya nak apply sekarang?
aku takut nak ckp tak boleh, aku tak nak tambah kesedihan dia, aku ckp. kita cuba. en hazim sign la borg ni. saya cuba tolong...
ada nampak riak kelegaan kat wife dia. tp aku ckp, but saya tak janji boleh dpt. mmg kompeni akan reject..tp saya cuba usahakan, kalau dpt term plan pon, if anything happen kat en hazim, u left something kat ur wife n daughter.
aku tak tau nak ckp apa dah pas tu.
sedih aku tak jumpa dia lebih awal. i'm not doing my job very well la camni. kan?
aku cuma doa ada miracles yg akan jd, very soon.sapa tau?
last wed, aku g apointment sbb client aku referkan boss dia kat aku. nak apply for education anak katanya.ok.kul 630 apointment sbb husband dia nak dgr skalik.
ok la. aku takde masalah ngan tu. lagi baguskan..hsb&wife leh paham skalik.
masa tgh nak start discuss tu aku saja la tanya diorg aware tak pasal insurance ni...wife dia kata dia tau, dan dia dah ada pun ngan takaful. ok.good. so dia +ve la ttg risk. then aku proceed ke husband dia pulak, aku ckp since wife dah ada, husband sure ada jgk kan? ngan kompeni mana?
tp husband dia geleng. dia takde cover lg..katanya. then, aku ni kan molot mmg tak leh cover (in other words jujur tak bertempat)hehe, aku ckp, eh..camana ni?wife ada, hsb takde lak? tak boleh tu...sambil sengih2 la. lam mind aku, leh la suruh husband dia amik 1 protection utk dia n family skalik..
pastu dia kata. saya dah ada cancer. tak boleh ambik kan?
ha ko. terdiam aku sat.
terus aku mintak maaf. then aku tanya, cancer apa? dia kata leukemia.
hmmpphh.
at age 35,last year, dia detected ada leukemia. ms tu dia baru kawin, wife tgh pregnant..mmg satu tamparan hebat utk dia sekeluarga. in fact, wife dia bersalin kat hospital ampang secara kebetulan sbb dia kena admitted utk dptkan treatment kat wad, wife pulak dah time nak beranak. so anak beranak la duduk kat sepital hr tu..
sedih kan.
aku cam tak tau nak ckp apa. cuma aku leh ckp sabar je la. dan usaha la wat treatment apa yg doctor advice, pe lagik kalau bkn chemo kan..tetiba teringat arwah bpk aku...hmmmm..
tp wife dia, maybe la taknak the situation sedeh2..dia terus gelak2, ckp ngan laki dia. ha tu la abg! awal2 takmo amik insurance! nnti camana ibu ngan hessa nak idup kalau pa pe jd kat abg?
cara dia ckp mmg cam lawak, tp point dia tu mmg sedih.
husband dia senyap. tak leh jwb soalan tu.terus dia tanya aku, boleh ke kalau saya nak apply sekarang?
aku takut nak ckp tak boleh, aku tak nak tambah kesedihan dia, aku ckp. kita cuba. en hazim sign la borg ni. saya cuba tolong...
ada nampak riak kelegaan kat wife dia. tp aku ckp, but saya tak janji boleh dpt. mmg kompeni akan reject..tp saya cuba usahakan, kalau dpt term plan pon, if anything happen kat en hazim, u left something kat ur wife n daughter.
aku tak tau nak ckp apa dah pas tu.
sedih aku tak jumpa dia lebih awal. i'm not doing my job very well la camni. kan?
aku cuma doa ada miracles yg akan jd, very soon.sapa tau?
hehe..ogy, org nak jeles gak!
siap wat entry khas utk cik rozie. wakakakaka nampak nau ketandusan idea2 bernas. owh.zaman kegemilanganku dah ilang..!tidakkkkk
gy, owg bkn jeles apa, sbb tgk awaknye update best2 jek...jeles la..owg nak update best2 gak tp idea tak mari la....tensen nih!
mana lari ntah pale hotakku yg genius nih!
hehe
gy, owg bkn jeles apa, sbb tgk awaknye update best2 jek...jeles la..owg nak update best2 gak tp idea tak mari la....tensen nih!
mana lari ntah pale hotakku yg genius nih!
hehe
Monday, November 22, 2010
jeles tengok cik rozie hashimi update blog. rasa cam sgt pemalas aku nih!
bkn malas. cuma kurang rajin. bahan utk bercerita mmg la byk gila mencurah2. kalau nak cite pasal aina, mmg takkan abes la cite bdk yg sgt aktif dan tak penat2 nih. yg slalu gol dulu harus la aku.sbb aku slalu gol dulu la malas betul nak update. mcm la anak 4 5 org..
cite aina: kepandaian dia or should i say kenotian dia ialah tolak kusi meja makan, panjat, duduk bersila, dan seterusnya bkk tudung saji.kalau agak2 dia bkenan ngan apa yg dia tgk,keje mengirai dan menumpahkan apa yg patut pon bermula dgn jayanya.
tp, of cos la tak lama, pasal bila nenek dia nampak, zassssss!! kena cubit sedas.
kalau ngan aku, tanpa belas kasihan aku tepuk tangan dia, n kaki dia agak2 kuat sket sampai dia nangis.
tp, bak kata mak aku, alahhh..pukul anak camtu...kalau aku pon nak panjat lagi...
ceh. ko sanggup ke nak pukul anak ko beriya2 sbbkan panjat meja jek?pukul manja2 dah la...
lg satu skang hobi dia menceceh ntah hape2. then,apa je yg dia pegang kdg2 tu, dia bwk ke tinga dan berckp, mcm ckp tepon..siap ada OooooOO...hahaha..gelak segala..mcm betul2 la ada org ckp ngan dia..
sbb, dia tgk aku ngan mak aku ckp tepon,tp tak dgr suara kan..maybe dia hanya meniru la gaya kita borak2 kat tepon..which is agak cerdik jugak la..well, bdk2 skang kan cepat blajar..maybe anak org lain pon sama kot..
tp tu la dia penghibur aku kalau aku balik umah penat2, tgk dia..ilang penat..tp beware jgk..agak2 dia dtg buat baik nak peluk tu, tetiba je dia leh btukar menjadi draculla. dah byk kali aku terkena, konon2 landing kat bahu..skali ko tetiba dia gigit, tak hengat punya sakitt!!bila kita jerit mengekek2 dia gelak. haihhhh..sib baik aku tak bf lg..kalau tak mak aku kata leh darah2 puting kita dikejekan...
cite aku: skang aku stress keje. dah ujung2 tahun ni kan...target masih la jauhhhhhhh nun dia atas...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cite adik aku: si sengal ni nak kawen 12.12.2010. kad kawen br hari ni siap. siap kalau betul takpe, bleh lak salah ejaan nama atuk aku? tak agak2 betul la bdk ni wat keje tak senonoh!tak pasal2 aku lak kena sound ngan mak aku pasal tak ambik berat preparation adik aku nak kawen. eh, halooo...ko nak buat kad kawen pon perlukan assistant ke?agak hangin jgk la satu ptg ni td...org yg buat kad tu pon lg la sengal, bg aku la, secara logiknya, kalau kat pihak laki ni yg menjemput tu tulis je la nama mak aku je..then tulis la balu kpd hj tahir kan...ni tak,nama first skali arwah bpk aku, then nama mak..bla bla bla..mempersilakan tuan puan datuk hadir ke majlis anak lelaki kami...wallaweiiiii...bleh ke bubuh camtu?org dh meninggal leh menjemput ke?
esok aku nak pegi skolahkan bdk2 kat printing kad tu.
very the tak pandai...
mak aku dah moody je satu hr ni pasal salah ejaan tu je...takut abg2 aku marah pasal eja nama salah.
dah mak aku moody. aku pon..sama naik la..layankan aje. tau protes dia je? protes aku ni?haihhh...benda boleh settle mcmkan benda besau nau sampai nak pk sakit2 dada kan..
tp takleh gak nak kata, dah namanya mak kan...mesti la risau..selagi tak lepas.
dah la.
bikin sakit otak je pk.
nak tdo.
bubbye!
cite aina: kepandaian dia or should i say kenotian dia ialah tolak kusi meja makan, panjat, duduk bersila, dan seterusnya bkk tudung saji.kalau agak2 dia bkenan ngan apa yg dia tgk,keje mengirai dan menumpahkan apa yg patut pon bermula dgn jayanya.
tp, of cos la tak lama, pasal bila nenek dia nampak, zassssss!! kena cubit sedas.
kalau ngan aku, tanpa belas kasihan aku tepuk tangan dia, n kaki dia agak2 kuat sket sampai dia nangis.
tp, bak kata mak aku, alahhh..pukul anak camtu...kalau aku pon nak panjat lagi...
ceh. ko sanggup ke nak pukul anak ko beriya2 sbbkan panjat meja jek?pukul manja2 dah la...
lg satu skang hobi dia menceceh ntah hape2. then,apa je yg dia pegang kdg2 tu, dia bwk ke tinga dan berckp, mcm ckp tepon..siap ada OooooOO...hahaha..gelak segala..mcm betul2 la ada org ckp ngan dia..
sbb, dia tgk aku ngan mak aku ckp tepon,tp tak dgr suara kan..maybe dia hanya meniru la gaya kita borak2 kat tepon..which is agak cerdik jugak la..well, bdk2 skang kan cepat blajar..maybe anak org lain pon sama kot..
tp tu la dia penghibur aku kalau aku balik umah penat2, tgk dia..ilang penat..tp beware jgk..agak2 dia dtg buat baik nak peluk tu, tetiba je dia leh btukar menjadi draculla. dah byk kali aku terkena, konon2 landing kat bahu..skali ko tetiba dia gigit, tak hengat punya sakitt!!bila kita jerit mengekek2 dia gelak. haihhhh..sib baik aku tak bf lg..kalau tak mak aku kata leh darah2 puting kita dikejekan...
cite aku: skang aku stress keje. dah ujung2 tahun ni kan...target masih la jauhhhhhhh nun dia atas...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cite adik aku: si sengal ni nak kawen 12.12.2010. kad kawen br hari ni siap. siap kalau betul takpe, bleh lak salah ejaan nama atuk aku? tak agak2 betul la bdk ni wat keje tak senonoh!tak pasal2 aku lak kena sound ngan mak aku pasal tak ambik berat preparation adik aku nak kawen. eh, halooo...ko nak buat kad kawen pon perlukan assistant ke?agak hangin jgk la satu ptg ni td...org yg buat kad tu pon lg la sengal, bg aku la, secara logiknya, kalau kat pihak laki ni yg menjemput tu tulis je la nama mak aku je..then tulis la balu kpd hj tahir kan...ni tak,nama first skali arwah bpk aku, then nama mak..bla bla bla..mempersilakan tuan puan datuk hadir ke majlis anak lelaki kami...wallaweiiiii...bleh ke bubuh camtu?org dh meninggal leh menjemput ke?
esok aku nak pegi skolahkan bdk2 kat printing kad tu.
very the tak pandai...
mak aku dah moody je satu hr ni pasal salah ejaan tu je...takut abg2 aku marah pasal eja nama salah.
dah mak aku moody. aku pon..sama naik la..layankan aje. tau protes dia je? protes aku ni?haihhh...benda boleh settle mcmkan benda besau nau sampai nak pk sakit2 dada kan..
tp takleh gak nak kata, dah namanya mak kan...mesti la risau..selagi tak lepas.
dah la.
bikin sakit otak je pk.
nak tdo.
bubbye!
Monday, October 11, 2010
semakin malashhh
nak hupdet tp malashhh taip.
nak cite tp malasshh nak pk.
bleh?
bodoshhhh.
hargghh dussshh!
nak cite tp malasshh nak pk.
bleh?
bodoshhhh.
hargghh dussshh!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
mari ke mesjid kg baru amik bubur lambuk yg nyum nyummmmm
muka dah macam ustazah ni kan, mang elok la p amik semayang, semayang skalik lam mesjid ndaknye...ni tak. org tgh semayang ko sebuk beratur, melepak sambil bergossip dan paling lahanat skalik ngutuk reporter sokabar sinar harian yg dtg wat story pasal bubur mesjid kg baru ni, tp pakaiannya...alahai...suar jeans, baju ketat kaler putih (bdn agak gempal; kalau ko tenung depan blakang nampak bra) pastu tudung ala2 selendang mak limah ke hape, tp blakang nampak rambut panjang.cam, baik la ko takyah pakai tudung itu. huhu.mmg la kan..diorg ni mang saje bg aku wat dosa2 kering--- sambil beratur, sambil ngutuk di mesjid. astaghfirullahalazimmmmm...maybe kalau budak reporter tu takde td, pahala aku mungkin berganda2 sbb takde sebab musabab aku nak wat dosa kan. hampeh buah kana betol la. sib baik aku mang tak posa. eh. haha. termengaku laks. ^_^
sila la beli sokabar sinar harian hari sabtu ni kot2 terselt gambar gue tgh ngata tak hengat.hehe
mula2 tak berapa nak ramai sgt manusia..lam kul 430 camtu..bdk2 3 org tu sgt over p beratur awal2. padahal lg setengah jam baru diorg kasik.aku cam hengat nak p beratur blakang diorg, heh. tp cam masih sedau diri kan...kalau aku tau ada lane utk bdk2, aku bawak aina skali p beratur. (sok kena lempang ngan encik suami. hehe)
ni barisan pompuan ok. tgk la..sanggup tu bawak anak beratur skali.yg minah depan tu anak dah 3 kot, laki dia beratur kat luar, dia kat dlm. yg bwk baby kecik ni lagi la...adeii.sanggup tu.kalu aku anak besar tu, elok aku dok umah je. tak koser aku nak beratur2.sian kat budak la. bkn patut time2 tu dia tdo ke?
whatever it is,aku rasa ni la first & last aku dtg sini. bkn sbb apa, bubur dia mmg sedap, tak sia2 ko beratur.tp nak balik tuh, jalan jem gila babaiiii...kalau aku posa, mmg tak dpt pahala langsung la kan pasal asek bebel dok maki kete2 lain. haha. itu mmg hobi tatkala jem. pastu asal nampak pompuan bwk kete bmw or mercedes, mesti berganda2 makian aku. camana dia leh dpt aku tak leh dpt?hah????rasa cam nak p tahan je kete diorg ni tanya mana akak dpt duit beli kete besau2 ni??? rompak bank ke?sugar daddy ke? bpk datuk ke??dsb. oh. byk gila soklan aku.selayaknya aku mendapat sedas penampau.
tetiba tukau topik kan. hehe.
pastu bila ko balik, ko dismabut mesra oleh tuan tanah takpe gak la kan. dah beratur panjang, pastu jalan jem lagikk...TAPI, bila aku balik, elok2 je tutup pintu kete, mak aku dah jerit...oooiii...org jauh sampaiii...g amik bubur lambuk ke, g tolong masak skaliiii???
pakkal je mak kan. kalau tak hengat mak, sebungkus bubur itu kusumbat kedalam mulut yg bersuara itu. hehe.dosa lagi.
astaga. harap2 sempat la sampai raya mintak ampun maap ye mak...*_*
selamat berpuasa!
